Scumbag From Another Planet

So, what’s that old teen sex trafficking, coke-happy, on-the-take, lying-ass, Mar-a-Lago faced Matty Gaetz (AKA Matt FiveHead) been up to since he resigned from Congress? Remember him? He’s the asshole with the distinction of being the only one of Prez Pedo’s incompetent Cabinet level nominees to be judged too odious for office even by the corrupt, lapdog GOP Senate + Fetterman.

Matt Gaetz claims US military is breeding aliens with abducted humans to make hybrid race

Ex Republican congressman Matt Gaetz made a bizarre claim that the U.S. military has a secret project in which it's breeding aliens with abducted humans

“I had someone come and brief me, wearing a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs, where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race, that could engage in intergalactic communication,” Gaetz said. (source) 

Matt’s talking about aliens as in Martians, Klingons, beings from Alpha Centauri or *gasp* the BORG!

This is the very same Matt Gaetz who, while a Republican (of course) congressman from Florida (again, of course) was found to have violated House rules, state and federal laws, "and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, acceptance of impermissible gifts, the provision of special favors and privileges, and obstruction of Congress.” 

Seems Florida’s drunk driving ex-congresscritter is now either deeply in his cups or has gone full metal looney tunes like his hero, Prez Pedo. 

OR perhaps Gaetz is actually an alien himself! He’s been on Earth for close to 44 years now. That’s a long time to be away from home. I bet he misses his own kind. Ya know, he suddenly married a 12-years-younger female who is reportedly from this here planet. 

At first I assumed he married in an effort to distract from his many lapses from decent human mores but there are other possibilities. 

With this human bride he, perhaps, hoped to create half human/half alien beings. Children with whom he could share his obsession with drugs & drink, Holocaust denying, racism, lying, grifting, statutory rape, and cosmetic surgery. I don't know why he'd need half aliens for that though – he can find assholes like that anywhere in the US.

Maybe the Army contacted him? They had this idea, they knew Gaetz was not credibly human and were able to convince Ginger Luckey to go along with the plan. You know … half human/half alien babies for science, for super-soldiers, for lulz! 

The thing is, he and Ginger have been married since 2021 and have only produced one halfling kiddle. What up? Are Gaetz’s species (whatever that might be) and Luckey’s (presumably human) reproductively slow? At this pace, HOW are we gonna get an army of alien/human super soldiers. Is Matt's oily ickyness getting to her?

Luckey's unwavering loyalty in the face of these very serious allegations has left many questioning her stance on it all. Either she's the most trusting spouse on the planet, or she's mastered the art of ignoring red flags at Gaetz's insistence. Whatever it takes to protect the microscopic levels of respect that remain for Gaetz in certain extremist circles, right? (source) 

Is Ginger finally listening to her, clearly, smarter sister who’s not hidden how skeevy she finds the greasy rutabaga.

Luckey's sister Roxanne has been incredibly vocal about her distrust and disdain for Gaetz, calling him "weird and creepy" and even going so far as to label him "a literal pedophile" in a series of heated TikTok videos (via Newsweek ). (source)

Roxanne’s not wrong but no, Ginger isn’t listening. The rest of the post at The List definitely makes the halfing’s former incubator sound like a very good match for Matt. She’s 32 and comes off as a nasty-ass mean girl with all the depth of a cookie sheet. This schtick isn’t gonna age well on this planet. Maybe, if the Army allows it – if the experiment’s a bust, they can move back to Matt’s home planet?