Flossie, Snowball, and Lurch – Oh My!

Sunrise from Jen and Oni's Maine vaca

The sun is rising later. It’s not as warm out. I may actually have to dig out an autumn quilt. I’m gonna have to pack away my shorts, figure out where I’ve stashed all my long sleeve shirts, and start wearing socks again, aren’t I?

WTF?!

Guess what! The Orange Moron’s bestie, MusKKK, is responsible for making the death count and destruction in Nepal and Tibet a whole fuckton worse than it otherwise would have been. You’re shocked aren’t you? Yeah, me neither.

“DOGE famously used keyword searches for terms like ‘climate’ to terminate federal grants,” Konyndyk wrote, referring to the DOGE-led blitz to gut funding for USAID, the U.S. Agency for International Development.

“Among the victims: a collab between USAID and NASA for flood prediction, early warning, disaster readiness, glacier inventories, and mapping dangerous glacial lakes… in Nepal.”

Spearheaded by Tesla CEO Elon Musk, DOGE oversaw around $60 billion in cuts to U.S. foreign aid under the Trump administration, leaving “few surviving” USAID projects in its wake. Among the USAID programs Konyndyk said was affected was SERVIR, a program that produced detailed and advanced flood forecasting with “days lead time” that “allows people to plan and prepare for [floods].” The program also specifically monitored the “potentially dangerous glacial lakes of Nepal.”

A notice from NASA supports Konyndyk’s assertion that SERVIR was impacted by DOGE cuts.

“Earlier this month USAID notified SERVIR partners that they have terminated all agreements and contracts with NASA and the SERVIR network,” the notice, published in late March of 2025, reads. “Without the partnership with USAID, NASA cannot continue the SERVIR program.” (source) 

In other KEE-rist-Almighty-Our-Government-Is-Corrupt-Compromised-and-Mindnumbingly-Stupid news, the FBI is now accepting applicants who’ve raped and/or otherwise abused animals. You know, like your basic serial killer or other random psychopaths.

So, you’ve had your way with Flossie or Snowball? Now you’re worried the FBI will think you’re way too skeevy to hire? No sweat! You’ll be amongst friends and fellow freaks at the FBI!

The new standards also specifically address applicants who have engaged in past acts of bestiality or animal cruelty – saying they may still be considered for the bureau as long as the incidents took place before the age of 18, the sources said.  (source) 

I suppose Krazy Kash will next welcome arsonists, drunk drivers, frat boys, and those tiny schwanzed idiots who feel the need to be heavily strapped when they go to McDonald's for their morning mocha. Sure. Why not? What could go wrong?

America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable
~ Hunter S. Thompson

The youngest of Pedo’s emotionally fractured and stunted spawn – you know, the one who gets dating advice from the raping, pimping, human trafficking, physical assaulting, child porn producing and distributing Tate brothers – has decided to maybe not be as much of a party boy, social butterfly. Why not? Well, there’s supposedly a $10 million bounty on Lurch’s head. Ho hum. Also, he’s reportedly afraid because of all the attempts on his dear father’s life. HAH! I do fully realize that, with Dimbulb Donnie and the smooth brained Slovenian as parents, the kid can’t be anything approaching bright but, C’MON, even a rotting pumpkin has to have picked up that all those "assassination attempts" were nothing but reality tv – fake blood and drama for the rubes. 

I guess Lurch doesn’t even have a decaying winter squash for a brain, eh? Runs in the family.