Sad Peacocking

A woman on Threads was called names for being, ya know, an opinion having female type human. Yes they were ridiculous, tired, worn out, unimaginative, adolescent vulgarisms. They came from MAGAts — it’s to be expected.

What were they thinking ? Did they honestly believe that the women they were intending to destroy with these, in-their-minds-only, soul withering slams, these imagined decimating insults to “fragile” feminine sensibilities, were going to do anything besides laugh? These eternal incels put their astonishingly underdeveloped middle school minds on center stage, under the bright lights all while thinking they’re peacocking great cutting wit. Aaaah ... no.

They’re doing nothing more than showing off that they’re less than bright or mentally agile enough to carry on a debate with a ham sandwich.

The first was “thunder cunt” and the other was “treasonous vagina.” Dudes probably thought they were just so edgy and erudite coming up with those! FYI, thunder cunt’s not a new one — that slam's been kicking around for decades. 

Gotta say though, these would make for great, memorable band names.

Thunder Cunt might be a fierce hardcore punk band or maybe death metal. No sexy Hollywood-ready frontwoman — à la Debbie Harry or Joan Jett. Nope. The group would have someone more like Patti Smith or Poly Styrene.

Treasonous Vagina would either be a cutting edge experimental ensemble or a speed metal band crossed with an art house burlesque troupe. Either would totally work.

For that we’d need an avante garde type like Laurie Anderson or an over-the-top performer like Siouxsie Sioux or Wendy O. Williams.

The online losers have been emboldened by their unhinged, desperately and deservedly insecure, increasingly dementia ridden hero, the orange imbecile — Donald Pedophile Trump.

Seems like it won’t be long before people will just start laughing after he throws one of his inane, childish hissy fits at a female reporter who dares to do her job. Laughing AT him, that is. Daily he makes an increasingly ghastly florid fool of himself. When I think it’s not possible for him to say something even more stupid he proves me wrong by saying shit like, Denmark gave him Greenland or that there are “five states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy, three or four days later.” Yes, he really said those things. 

Is he stupid and delusional? Does he honest and true believe what he's saying? Quite possibly. Is this dementia? Maybe. Does it really matter whether he believes his own fantasies or it's a gold-painted baroque con job to snow the rubes? The result is the same — carnival barking lies, told by a huckster in badly applied, gaudy tangerine makeup, sporting a sadly dyed. cotton candy combover, wearing baggy, cheap, unwashed suits, and cheap shoes with lifts.

In not reining him in, the GOP has truly shot themselves in both feet. If we can manage to dump the sycophantic weasel turds who are happily destroying the country and elect a sane House and Senate, MAYBE we can all take a deep breath and get busy with the giant job of stanching the country’s bleeding. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!