That which we call a roseOr sour. In this case, like an Axe Body Spray doused, broccoli fart in human form.
By any other name would smell as sweet
~ Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act II. Scene II
The Daily Kos refers to the Republican nominee as the Cheeto-hued dumpster fire of a candidate.
Tom Levenson over at Balloon Juice called him a Cheeto-faced, ferret-topped shitgibbon mangled, apricot hellbeast and Comb Over Caligula.
Vanity Fare's Graydon Carter favors Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Gossamer-Skinned Bully.
Jon Stewart, naturally, has more than a few fab names:
Fuckface von Clownstick (my personal fave)
Boiled Ham in a Wig
Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole
Michael R. Burch gives us Trump of Doom, The Teflon Don and Dire Abby.
Former governor of Maryland and Celtic folk rocker, Martin O’Malley dubbed the vainglorious, imbecilic monomaniac Chicken Donald and Fascist Carnival Barker.
|Translation (more or less): |
Go away you hamster-topped idiot,
go boil your head
(to make moron soup)
Incomprehensible jizztrumpetWell then! I'm hard-pressed to name a fave in that group but Polyester Cockwomble wins my morning.
Leather faced, shit-tobogganist
Cock juggling thundercunt
Cockwomble which, according to the Urban Dictionary, means "A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit."
And, specifically, he's a
My friend Luis noted this on his Facebook page:
I will not sacrifice any more brainspace trying to figure this one-man human centipede out. Some like Burroughs and Kerouac were masters at stream-of-consciousness. El Donaldo is streaming a steaming something much more visceral... some vile Stephen King-like extraterrestrial symbiote has rotted his insides and turned his brains to porridge.Oh yes. AGREED!
David Gerrold refers to Trump as the orange shitstain.
Don C. Reed calls him Lady-fingers Trump, Truth-challenged Trump and Silver-spoon Donald.
Sobriquets found without attribution include:
Agent OrangeThe Clinton team, in an effort to counter, to top, to match the neon hued, maggot brained, ego ridden bully boy manqué’s penchant for nicknaming his opponents, came up with a few nom de shames of their own:
The Combover KidThe winner?
The Orange Knight
Cialis B. Toklas (Cialis being a limp dick med)
Droopy (if you catch my meaning) Donald
Dangerous DonaldYes, this one fits PERFECTLY!
And a little more from the incredible Mister Stewart: