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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Could we catch a feckin’ break?

Ya know, even Fox News, of all ugly bleedin’ beasts, is starting to occasionally report news which doesn't feature the tiny dicked guns, god, permanent war (as long as I don't have to fight it) and fetch-me-another-Coors-woman  crowd in the most favorable light. Huh. Could this be a sign of the apocalypse?
Two hunters have been indicted in a West Texas shooting they falsely claimed was started by unauthorized immigrants. 
They said immigrants attacked them to try to steal the RV the hunting group was using — a false claim that was widely circulated, including by Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller, according to The Houston Chronicle. (source)
Interestingly, unsurprisingly and apparently, Herr Twitler gets his intel from Fox's remaining red soaked, reality challenged, fascistic corners. Specifically, he's paying close attention to that astoundingly untalented hack Tucker Carlson. Shouldn’t the Prez of the good ol’ US of A be getting daily briefings on what up in the world from…gosh, dunno…maybe the CIA, DIA, NSA, FBI, etc. fer instance?

Sweden’s Former Prime Minister Carl Bildt had some amusing remarks re: 45s pathetically ill informed, horseshit bluffery:
“Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking? Questions abound,”
Chelsea Clinton had a few witty words too: 
What happened in Sweden Friday night? Did they catch the Bowling Green Massacre perpetrators?
Possibly Von Clownstick doesn’t like the CIA because they didn’t give him high fives and a standing o after the speech, where he allowed that, re: our invasion of Iraq:
“The old expression, to the victor belong the spoils,” the new president said, adding, “We should’ve kept the oil. But, okay, maybe we’ll have another chance. (source)
I understand convicted felon and right wing smear tool Dinesh D’Souza and former deadbeat dad and all around chiseler, Joe Walsh, have their panties in a flaming twist because a coupla folks in some random comment section dissed the current FLOTUS for fumbling The Lord’s Prayer. Dudes, grow a pair – both of youse!

Oh but it’s us’ns on the Left who are the delicate little snowflakes! Right. Gotcha.
Know what’d be cool? If only the folks who voted for the current, occasional White House resident had to pay the bills for his near-weekly expensive vacas, his progeny’s biz trips and Melania’s choice to stay in her gilded NYC tower. Nope, we're all footing the bill for their high life.
Donald Trump’s family’s trips have cost taxpayers nearly as much in a month as Barack Obama’s cost in an entire year.

The US President’s three visits to his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida since his presidential inauguration, combined with his sons’ business trips, reportedly cost $11.3m. (source)
I understand Dense Pence has been met by protesters wherever he speaks as well as in his new neighborhood. GOOD!

By this time next year will the Dense One be our new Prez? Possibly I should look into investing some spare change in one of Paddy Power's pools. I imagine the GOP now understands that he'll make a far better, more pliable puppet than Cheeto Mussolini.

Meanwhile, Trump protests continue. I wasn’t able to go to yesterday’s doings here in Boston but will def be out in the streets again. Meanwhile, there’re postcards and letters to write.

As Michelle of Rubber Shoes in Hell would say, I'm cursing these fuckers hard enough to bend time.


  1. I think we're all cursing hard enough to bend time. Or at least most of us.

    1. If enough of us curse hard enough and manage to bend time, maybe we can bend back to before 45 was pres. Have a redo?