Free Melania? Why?

I just don’t get the Free Melania thing.

She married von Clownstick of her own free will – she’s not a captive. Fer Bast's sake, Melania's defended the addled fuck's vile, spectacularly racist birther shit. She’s even defended his grotesque attitude and treatment of women. Oh and she's on board with Benghazi-ism. No. Melania's no sweet, helpless lamb. She's not some sad maiden, kidnapped from the Slovenian countryside, in need of rescue. No, she's Trump with a smidge of savoir faire and better/not repulsive packaging.

Yes, she’s married to a disgusting, horrifically vain, compassionless, bigoted, bullying, entitlement rocking, narcissistic grifter – a man who, had he not been born in a monster money patch, would’ve become an oily, unbathed, third-rate carnival barker. Hitching her wagon to his was her choice. Did she do it for the big bucks alone? Does she like him at all, let alone love him? I don't care.

Before all the plastic surgery and heavy make up

Melania could leave the ugly pool of rabid weasel puke if she wanted to. Yes, if she divorced him, she’d no longer live in a gilt covered penthouse. She’d be somewhat less obscenely wealthy BUT, make no mistake, she would not be joining the ranks of us poors.

While the Free Melania meme was amusing at first, it’s well past its sell-by date.

She owns a jewelry biz:

a collection of gem-encrusted bracelets, watches, and necklaces that The New York Times once described as "Louis XIV by way of Atlantic City." (source)

There was a skincare line with a very odd ingredient – caviar. I know that fish oil is a good thing for skin and hair health but caviar? Sorry/not sorry, this reeks of “let’s reel in the Dallas/Revenge/Kardashian/Real Housewives/Gossip Girl obsessed rubes.”

Yes, her disgusting old man opened doors for her but these are/were her entities. By the by, Melania's official FLOTUS webpage briefly touted her jewelry line. Just like the Orange Menace, she's making bank off her White House gig.

She could leave that mentally ill, bloated reptile and still be a wealthy woman (just like Marla). She doesn’t. Apparently, they're a good match. Yeah, he’s a disgusting old fuck (maybe not so much to her though) BUT she doesn’t have to do him often and he provides a mega lavish, gold plated lifestyle. Ya know, it’s all good and shit.

So, once more, what up with all the Free Melania shit. The babe might be a vagina toting human but that doesn’t mean she’s some saintly being. To believe she’s trapped is sexist bullshit. We womens can be every goddamn bit as cheesily money-grubbing and mercenary as men. Rilly! Equality and shit, don’cha know.