What now?

I was wondering why I haven’t seen my Sorry-I-killed-granny-and-put-your-life-in-extreme-danger check. Ya know, that one time $1,200 pay-off that’s supposed to make us all forget Prez Dumpster Fire’s heinously blockheaded, lying-ass, fucked up, batshit insane mishandling of this pandemic (now known as the Trump Plague).

Here’s why:

The Treasury Department (“led” by that sycophantic, criminally dimwitted twatface, Mnuchin) has ordered President Trump’s name be printed on stimulus checks the Internal Revenue Service is rushing to send to tens of millions of Americans, a process that could slow their delivery by a few days, senior IRS officials said.
The unprecedented decision, finalized late Monday, means that when recipients open the $1,200 paper checks the IRS is scheduled to begin sending to 70 million Americans in coming days, “President Donald J. Trump” will appear on the left side of the payment. (source)

If I didn’t TOTALLY need the dough I’d sign the damn check over to the ACLU.

Actually, very few people (myself included) will get physical checks. If you’ve had tax refunds or Social Security direct deposited into your bank account, well boyhowdy, you don’t have to see his ugly sig. 

gratuitous mermaid tits

Given this, WHY did Prez Raging Hemorrhoid from Hell hold up the much needed pittance payment? His grotesquely swollen, rotted, taint-riddled ego just HAD to have his name stuffed down our gullets.

Unlike the weaselbrain in the White House, I get that life won’t go back to abby-normal by May first. As much as I miss Taco Tuesday at La Paloma, workouts at the Y and browsing the library’s stacks, I KNOW May first would be a South Dakota style recipe for disaster. S.D.'s governor,  Nimrod Noem, has herself wedged firmly up Treason Twat’s prodigious ass. So much so that she’s even ordered trials of TT’s much lauded, already disproven “miracle” cure. 

Hopefully, unlike Dr. Robin Armstrong, a Republi/Fascist activist in Texas, Noem’s victims will have the opportunity to say no, I don’t want to risk my life because your hero had a gut instinct/is desperate for ratings!

Lucky for me and mine, the Republi/Fascist Gov of Massachusetts isn’t living down to his party’s lockstep, greeheaded and benumbed braindeadedness.

An aide to Baker confirmed that the Republican governor will participate in the compact along with Democratic governors from Connecticut, Delaware, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania and Rhode Island. (source)

And while I’m NOT at it – two utterly BRILL tunes just came to mind.

Shawn Colvin’s Shotgun Down the Avalanche and Richard Thompson’s 1952 Vincent Black Lightning. The solo/artist+guitar versions are WAY superior to the album  (full band) version.

Also too, a cute Skitter pic. OK, two. I couldn't decide which pose I like best.

Yur welcome.