Ivy League Assholes

I had a lot of down time at MGH yesterday and nothing to read. I had my telefonino though so, what did I do? That’s right, I doom-scrolled. It was an effective way to get my mind off all the possible COVID carrying people, passing by my hallway gurney.

Something that really stood out to me was this – a lot of the Mango MAGAt’s hires went to Harvard Law. While the school can claim President Obama amongst their sane, far more accomplished and illustrious grads, they def need to answer for a craptastic amount of mega shitty, in fact stunningly evil ratfuckers as well. 

Fer instance there’s:

• Cheeto Mussolini’s gaslighting mouthpiece and bag of cheap-ass "blonde" bleach, K-Lie McNinny.
  
• THE most despised senator, who’s not from Kentucky, Ted Cruz
  
• Rob Porter, brutalizer of multiple ex-wives.
  
• The rabidly delusiona,l I-AM-SO-much-better-than-ALL-of-you, democracy destroyer Mike Pompeo.
  
• Neil Gorsuch, Treasonweasel’s first right-wing tool for the Supremes.
• That insane, traitorous twat and irredeemably stupid bint, Tom Cotton.
  

Clownstick's Harvard undergrad hires include:

• Steve Bannon, that lying sack of rabid squirrel feces and cheap gin, who wants all who oppose his mentally banjaxed master beheaded. Yes, beheaded. 
• 45’s daughter/wife’s criminally incompetent sperm donor,  Jar Jar Kushner.

And

• Kansas train wreck, Kris Kobach.
  

Kaivan K. Shroff has a more complete list of Harvard's soul selling, malevolent matriculates and commentary in his October Harvard Crimson post:

The University’s mission is “to advance new ideas and promote enduring knowledge.” Jared Kushner had the “new idea” to sacrifice Americans to the market in the face of COVID-19. Steve Bannon had the new idea to defraud taxpayers in a racist “We Build The Wall” scheme. Kayleigh McEnany had the new idea to spread disinformation about vote-by-mail, despite voting by mail 11 times in 10 years, including while at Harvard. (source)

 
Elie Mystal wrapped it up succinctly in her column, Dear Trump: Please Stop Hiring Harvard Law Grads Because We Are The Actual Worst, at Above the Law:

These people know better. They’re not dimwitted evangelical Jesus humping nut bags like Sarah Sanders. No, these assholes think the world is theirs, that they’re smarter and more deserving than the rest of us. Why? The Harvard imprimatur is a hell of  a drug.

When you are willing to ignore the damage you know you’re doing to the actual country, just because it helps your career, you are the worst among us. (source) 

I only mention it but at this point, if I was a young, ultra smart kid looking to the Ivy League, I’d totally give Harvard a wide pass.