What's Next?

Will Trump flee in his private jet once he loses the election? I mean, he’s up against a LOT of legal challenge here. He’s already a felon just waiting to be sentenced. I’m guessing Cheato’s accruing more charges as each day passes. But where could he go? Would Putin, Kim Jong Un or Maduro welcome his dusty, broke-ass, beyond-sell-by-date carcass?

And who would the Republican/MAGA party crown as his successor?

The very strange Don Cokehead Jr.? Nah, he can’t stay away from the Florida Snow long enough to form coherent sentences.

Eric the Stupidest Little Grifter? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No. Really. That boy has all the charm and intelligence of a 3-day-dead earthworm.

Daughter/Wife Vanky? Nope. She’s only marginally less stupid than her brothers. The product placement princess is nowhere near bright, informed or socially aware enough to fake charisma, intelligence or integrity. What’s she best suited for? Holding up cans of beans. Ivanka makes Vanna White look like Marie Curie.

J.D. Couchfuck? Again, hahahahahahahahahahaha! People-wise, he’s so inept and awkward, a deranged, angry goose would have more supporters. He may have some level of intelligence but his complete lack of social skills and awareness make him unsuitable for anything other than a night watchman gig in a mortuary.

Who else do the rightwing losers have? Josh Running-Man Hawley? Tom War-Cheerleader Cotton? Cancún Cruz? Marge Clown-Show Greene? Cheney? (Though Liz did the right thing in the end, she voted with Mango Mussolini 93% of the time)

They’re fucked.