And who would the Republican/MAGA party crown as his successor?
The very strange Don Cokehead Jr.? Nah, he can’t stay away from the Florida Snow long enough to form coherent sentences.
Eric the Stupidest Little Grifter? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No. Really. That boy has all the charm and intelligence of a 3-day-dead earthworm.
Daughter/Wife Vanky? Nope. She’s only marginally less stupid than her brothers. The product placement princess is nowhere near bright, informed or socially aware enough to fake charisma, intelligence or integrity. What’s she best suited for? Holding up cans of beans. Ivanka makes Vanna White look like Marie Curie.
J.D. Couchfuck? Again, hahahahahahahahahahaha! People-wise, he’s so inept and awkward, a deranged, angry goose would have more supporters. He may have some level of intelligence but his complete lack of social skills and awareness make him unsuitable for anything other than a night watchman gig in a mortuary.
Who else do the rightwing losers have? Josh Running-Man Hawley? Tom War-Cheerleader Cotton? Cancún Cruz? Marge Clown-Show Greene? Cheney? (Though Liz did the right thing in the end, she voted with Mango Mussolini 93% of the time)
They’re fucked.
But where could he go? Would Putin, Kim Jong Un or Maduro welcome his dusty, broke-ass, beyond-sell-by-date carcass?
ReplyDeleteSaudi Arabia. They took in Idi Amin, they'd take anybody (who brings in enough cash). Melania wouldn't like the dress code, though. They'd have to separate.
If and when Trump passes from the scene, there won't be any one Republican leader. Different leaders will emerge for different factions. It's actually healthier that way. A party isn't supposed to be a personality cult. The Democrats don't have a single unambiguous leader, especially at times when there isn't a Democratic president.
Yeah, I can’t imagine Melania in a burka but then, I can’t see her leaving NYC.
DeleteAs for the Republicans—not having a king is gonna be hard for them. It’ll be a hard evolution and I wouldn’t bet on them succeeding. I could see the MAGA faction splintering off (and suffering a long, ultra slow, self imposed vanishing) but even the not-so-crazy republicans only know how to march in lockstep.