A Few Absurdities

Stinky claims to have ended six wars since he became president. Sure, bud.

Trump and his administration have claimed to have helped settle the conflicts between Israel and Iran, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda, Cambodia and Thailand, India and Pakistan, Serbia and Kosovo, and Egypt and Ethiopia. (source) 

And yet... 

• Violence continues in Democratic Republic of Congo.

• If you recall, Fuckface had his drunk, rapey toad Kegseth carry out strikes on Iran on Netanyahu’s behalf. That doesn’t sound like peace to me. You?

• India says Trump had fuck-all to do with the ceasefire deal reached with Pakistan. 

• There’s no deal between Egypt and Ethiopia. 

• As far as I can tell, all the bloated bloviator did re: Thailand and Cambodia was make a phone call and drone on about tariffs.  (and pronounce Thailand as Thighland)

• And Serbia says they never had any plans to go to war with Kosovo despite Stinky, ultra weirdly, taking credit for preventing this imaginary war.

Naturally none of the “reporters” in Bloated Boy's little staged press conference asked him to name one war that he’s responsible for wholly, absolutely ending – one ceasefire that he’s negotiated. Why didn't they? The White House dictates who gets into the press pool so there aren’t any actual, real journalists there. They’re all already in Donnie Demento’s putrid pockets.

“I've settled 6 Wars in 6 months, one of them a possible Nuclear disaster.”  

Motherfucker, this isn’t your cheesy golf course where everyone humors you while you lie and cheat your titanic ass off. Real news outlets know and report.
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Elsewhere, a Republican candidate to be the Representative for House District 14 in New Mexico was sentenced to 80 years in prison for shooting into his opponent and other state and local lawmakers homes.

Four men conspired with Peña, who is accused of paying them cash to carry out at least two of the drive-by shootings in stolen vehicles, while Pena “pulled the trigger” during one of the crimes, Deputy Police Commander Kyle Hartsock said. (source)  

Solomon Peña, the Republican, said the election was “rigged.” Gee, wonder where he got that notion from.
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Laura Loomer argued with a Speak and Spell about whether she’s clinically mentally unwell, thus proving the toy’s point.

I wonder – is she at all aware that she’s yelling at the equivalent of an Easy Bake Oven?

“TAKE IT BACK GROK!” she screamed at her iPhone.

I wonder if Melania and Tiny are still planning to sue Hunter Biden for bazillions. Has anyone told them about depositions and discoveries yet?