I can bitch about anything it seems. Must be my superpower, eh?Yesterday was a spectacularly beautiful day — it was warm and sunny with lovely poofy white clouds dotting the bright ultramarine blue sky.
But...but I’m boiling here! There must be a gram of humidity lurking out there somewhere. I’m quite certain of it, I am. And that makes me sleepy and it’s too hot to trike and...and...whine, snivel, kvetch
*ahem* I think I'll go sit on the sea wall now — sip some coffee, stare at the waves, chill the fuck out and then go for a ride.
I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
~Jane Wagner, The Search for Intelligent Life in the Universe
"You could at least complain,” I say. “I adore complaining. It calms the nerves."
~Franny Billingsley, Chime
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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