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Sunday, July 9, 2017

Lying Sack Infestation

If it slithers and hisses like a snake, screams like a vulture, indiscriminately lies about easily checked bits AND doesn’t bother to cover his, oopsie, steaming piles of rat-fucking, treasonous feces after plopping out a big one….you know, you’ve got yourself a Trump.

Maintain your distance! These sick beasts are molto dangerous. Also too, do NOT leave stacks 'o' green out where they can see 'em – pilferage is coded into their DNA.
Trumps are inherently weak and exceptionally dimwitted BUT they are treacherously predatory, dangerously unstable and astoundingly, baldly, promiscuously deceitful. They will only survive in rarefied golden air where they’ve no serious competition for resources.

Poisonous bites are a distinct and occasionally fatal possibility. NOT recommended as pets.
Two weeks after Donald J. Trump clinched the Republican presidential nomination last year, his eldest son arranged a meeting at Trump Tower in Manhattan with a Russian lawyer who has connections to the Kremlin, according to confidential government records described to The New York Times. (source)
Who else was at this meeting? Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner. And just who was this legal beagle, this besuited shark with whom they met?
The Russian lawyer invited to the Trump Tower meeting, Natalia Veselnitskaya, is best known for mounting a multipronged attack against the Magnitsky act, an American law that blacklists suspected Russian human rights abusers. The law so enraged Mr. Putin that he retaliated by halting American adoptions of Russian children. (source)
Junior and Ivanka’s pet Brooks Brothered, pencil necked scorpion, Jared, fibbed by BIG fat omission. Shocking, eh? (What? No?) Kushner’s now copping to being at the meet ’n’ greet with Veselnitskaya.
Gorelick said that Kushner left the meeting and other meetings off of a national security questionnaire, the SF-86, that was filed prematurely, and has since provided supplemental information including about the June meeting reported by the Times. (source)
In simple, basic English,  filed prematurely, translates as I’m blaming my secretary.

He's also making it clear that Junior’s to blame here NOT me! I’m married to the smart, pretty one who can do no wrong. That means I’m in the clear, right? You can just hear hear him whine and snivel this out, can't you? Hell, I can and I'm deaf!

"Mr. Kushner has submitted additional updates and included, out of an abundance of caution, this meeting with a Russian person, which he briefly attended at the request of his brother-in-law, Donald Trump Jr.,(source)
What have we learned today, my friends? If you suspect you have a Trump infestation, call Terminix®. before things get outta hand and, ya know, the fat old one’s elected president.

Already besieged by these ravenous, greedheaded, plundering fuckers? Fight. Call your reps and senators regularly. Demand action! And VOTE!

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