They're called Fly-Over for a reason

It’s not just the dang-I'm-still-pissed-that-we-lost-the-war-of-Yankee-aggression southern states.

Indiana decided to celebrate spring by placing a near-total ban on the most common type of second-trimester abortion. A few days later, Ohio, in a hold my beer move, passed one of those insane heartbeats bills.

In Alabama

The legislation bans abortions at every stage of pregnancy and criminalizes the procedure for doctors, who could be charged with felonies and face up to 99 years in prison. It includes an exception for cases when the mother’s life is at serious risk, but not for cases of rape or incest — a subject of fierce debate among lawmakers in recent days. (source)

You know, beyond a shred of doubt, that you’ve jumped the christo-fascist shark when even  extreme hate-vangelist Pat-fucking-Robertson comes out against your move to make Vagina Alabamans no more than fuck 'em and own 'em chattel.

"I think Alabama has gone too far," he said Wednesday during an episode of "The 700 Club." "There's no exception for rape or incest. It's an extreme law and they want to challenge Roe v. Wade.” (source)

In Georgia, the  shyster who stole the governor gig from Stacey Abrams, the Very Illegal Governor Brian Kemp signed the “heartbeat” bill into law on Tuesday.

Mississippi passed this same pile of I-miss-the-good-old-days-when-the-wife-couldn’t-vote-or-have-an-opinion-that-I-didn’t-give-her diseased rhino feces in March. Why didn’t that make a big news splash. Oh yeah, it’s Mississippi.

Louisiana and Missouri are considering this same women hating and enslaving horseshit.

I absolutely LOVE this column by Gabrielle Blair, mother of six and a Mormon,

If you want to prevent abortion, you need to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Men seem unable (or unwilling) to admit that they cause 100% of them. 

I realize that’s a bold statement. You’re likely thinking, “Wait. It takes two to tango!” While I fully agree with you in the case of intentional pregnancies, I argue that all unwanted pregnancies are caused by the irresponsible ejaculations of men. All of them. 

Don’t believe me? (source)

She goes on to explain the obvious and uncomplicated science of why this is way fucking true.

Now then, if you want to make abortion a rarity here’s how you do it:

• Provide comprehensive, real world sex ed. Sure you can mention abstinence but MAKE  DAMN SURE to underscore that it works just about as well as the Pull Out method i.e. NOT. Also, skip the weird-ass scare mongering about birth control methods If you’re NOT a gynecologist or a pharmaceutical scientist specializing in birth control pills, yur opnion’s crap.
• Make health insurance that covers family planning stuff easily accessible AND affordable.
• Better access to emergency contraception/the Morning After Pill. This prevents pregnancy and is in NO way an abortifacient drug. REALLY. Read the science about this. It’s true.

This isn’t rocket science mes amis.

The brain dead legislators who are pushing these dung pile, women subjugating bills are, generally, men. At the same time these assholic miscreants crow about every sperm, I mean every fertilized egg, being sacred, they invariably prove they’re just pro birth – NOT in favor of cherishing the child, they're pro-death penalty and caged border children boosters.

Pro life my fat, round ass!

I do not believe that just because you're opposed to abortion, that that makes you pro-life. In fact, I think in many cases, your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed. And why would I think that you don't? Because you don't want any tax money to go there. That's not pro-life. That's pro-birth. We need a much broader conversation on what the morality of pro-life is.  ~ Joan Chittister