So, wha'd I miss?

Whelp, pResident Evil (AND Blindingly Stupid: the freakazoid lie machine) continues to be SO very incompetent and hateful that I wonder how he managed to get 62,984,828 people to vote for his disgusting, badly dressed, hate-a-tronic fat ass.

Mind you, I’m just assuming those voters were human. Could be they were aliens from Mars who really wanted to fuck with/destabilize Earth so’s they could slip in and easily take over. Ya know, this’d totally explain his VERY brief flirtation with going to Mars. It's not that he's a Martian but, like with Russia, he wanted to open one of his vermin riddled hotel/restaurants there! Oh but wait, space travel involves science stuff and that shit bores me senseless (even more so).

Another theory, Trump voters were no more than people shaped casts of rabid weasel excrement who, through a vile spell, were animated just long enough to ignite the death of our nation. This, actually, could be part and parcel of the Martian’s dastardly plot.

Ya know, why waste resources fumigating Earth when it's easy enough to get us to destroy ourselves? Those Martians have a lot on the ball, eh?

Did you see? Another of the Tangerine Twat’s very fine people, taking a page from the Charlottesville White Nazi playbook, drove his pick up truck into a crowd of protesters in Rhode Island.

One of Truck Boy’s victims was a righteous 67 year old protester.

“The short of it is, I’m fine,” Belair said in an interview. “Everybody wants to focus on the injuries and stuff. They should be focused on the First Amendment.” (source)

The privately run prison originally had a police presence, (to make sure the protesters remained peaceful) but, just before the violent fuck in a truck came barrelling through the protesters, the police *POOF* magically vanished. Interesting timing, n'est-ce pas? Oh and at some point, the privately run prison guards stormed out and began pepper spraying the peaceful protesters. 

With a magically disappearing (potential murder enabling) police force and a prison staffed with quick to violence tools, there's not a whole lotta reason for me to ever visit Central Falls, Rhode Island.

Media types have long been saying that we’re headed for another civil war. This is it. Ya know, you're soaking in it. Not North against South this time. It’s the easily conned, dimbulbed, desperately frightened and hate filled gun humpers who live next door against sentient humanity.

Frankly, if I was Martian I’d be seriously leery of us earthlings. We’re on the whole, not terribly bright, we’re ridiculously shortsighted and WAY too quick to violence.

Oh right, THAT'S why they want to get rid of us before they move in.