Performative Masculinity

What is performative masculinity? It’s a dramatic performance of macho manliness.

Such as:

• The hand squeezing, power shaking of hands
• Frowns, pursed lips, sneers, condescension (e.g., Prez Dumpster Fire’s complete collection of facial expressions when he’s around ANYone besides his crushes  – Vlad the Dad, Big Daddy Xi, Kim Fatty and Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi AKA The Pimp)
• Those cosplay soldier boys who think they’re protecting America by walking around town in their Walmart desert camo T-shirts with a dozen guns strapped around their desperately out of shape skinsuits,. You know the ones – they're trying to scare fellow citizens who are exercising their first amendment rights. You remember the first amendment, my dudes? It comes right BEFORE that second one. You know, the one that the NRA and their pet political stooges have twisted and fetishized so they can con you into spending more of your hard earned cash on what’s, essentially, no more than a sex toy. Buy a dildo boys – it’s cheaper and safer. You won’t accidentally kill yourself OR anyone else AND you might actually have some healthy, wholesome fun!
  

Other obvious examples of tiny dicked performative masculinity?

• The derp brained Republi/Fascists who won’t wear masks because Dear Leader says it looks stupid.

Hey Congresscritter Rice, how do your wife and son like that plague you brought home to them?

Rice, one of eight members of the House who've been infected with COVID-19, celebrated being "DONE WITH CORONAVIRUS!" Like President Donald Trump, a contingent of GOP members of Congress have refused to wear masks in many public indoor settings, despite strong scientific evidence that masks help contain the spread of the highly infectious virus. (source)

OF COURSE these GOoPer fuckheads are blindingly stupid about the Trump Plague – the Orange Shitheel sets their standard. With his ego mad bullying and his astoundingly moronic, anti-science, tiny brain, he will destroy us all.

Prez Tiny Brained Twat’s definition of politically correct:
Any action or words which inconvenience me in any way OR doesn’t serve my wants/needs.
A sane person’s definition of politically correct:
Being considerate of others with whom you share this spinning ball of dirt and water.

This ain’t politics FuckFace, this is Being a Decent Human 101 and YOU FAIL!

• Ted please-call-my-wife-a-dog-and-my-father-an-assassin-again, Mister-Trump Cruz challenged Ron Perlman (AKA Hellboy) to wrestle Gym Jordan.
  

WHY? It’s confusing but, apparently, Perlman and Florida congressfool Matt Gaetz were having some odd dustup when Cruz decided to jump in and play “tough boy."

N.B. Mister Cruz: challenging someone to a fight is SO high school. Best I can tell, physical age-wise, you’re an adult – act like it. But you didn’t even do this HS level bullshit, did you? No. YOU challenged someone to wrestle somebody else. Dude, that’s not even junior high levels of missing the macho boat. You’ve officially failed performative masculinity forEVER.

In conclusion, if you look in the dictionary for the term performative masculinity you’ll find a pic of a sneering, doughy, tangerine colored fraud followed by Ted Cruz and headshots of the rest of the dickless wonder renfield party. 

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