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Thursday, August 13, 2020

Hi Honey, I’m Home!

 Actually, I’ve been home since Tuesday afternoon BUT this back surgery recovery is some motherfucking painful hard shit. I’ve been sleeping A LOT, popping pain pills like Pez (OK, not really) and doing more of that sleeping shit.

Cool part of all the rack time is the dreams. There are seals turning into cats, otters becoming eagles and, last night, I was in a movie theater watching a flick set in some ultra gritty, violent, dystopian Indian city. Halfway through, I decided to ENTER the landscape (YES, I walked into the film). It was scary as hell but I couldn’t be hurt — I didn’t exist to all the havoc-makers around me. PHEW and shit!

Today, my third at home, will involve getting out of bed, showering, sitting up and meeting my Physical Therapist. Not huge goals but a gal’s gotta start somewhere.