Bring It

 I’m just thoroughly disgusted. As is Cake...of course.

Trump administration chief of staff John Kelly studied experts’ dire assessments of Donald Trump’s mental health to help him learn how to cope with the erratic behavior of his boss, according to a shocking revelation in an upcoming book.
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As for Kelly, he secretly purchased The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump the first year Trump was in office. The book featured 37 mental health experts who warned that Trump was unfit for the presidency.
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“Kelly told others that the book was a helpful guide to a president he came to consider a pathological liar whose inflated ego was in fact the sign of a deeply insecure person,” reported Baker and Glasser. (source)

Despite this, Kelly served as the lying sack of gold painted shit’s Chief of Staff for a year and a half AND never made public his assessment. We had a rabble rousing, astoundingly dimwitted madman with a toddler’s maturity level and the ethics of two-bit carnival swindler as president and the entire Republican Party just went along with it.

The ratfucking former guy is once again sending the get-ready-to-rumble message to his bands of incredibly hateful, deranged and flat out stupid rubes.

Asked about possible indictments related to the several boxes of White House documents, including classified and even top secret files, stashed at Mar-a-Lago, Trump repeatedly told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt on his program that Americans won’t “stand for it,” and that any charges would trigger “problems in this country the likes of which perhaps we’ve never seen before.”

When Hewitt asked him to detail what kind of problems, Trump responded: “I think they’d have big problems, big problems. I just don’t think they’d stand for it,” he added, referring to the public. “They will not sit still and stand for this ultimate of hoaxes.”

When Hewitt pointed out that the comments could be interpreted as an incitement to violence, Trump replied: “That’s not inciting. I’m just saying what my opinion is. I don’t think the people of this country would stand for it.” (source)

Yeah but will they stand for it? C'mon dude, repeat that again for the folks in the back.

Also,“the likes of which perhaps we’ve never seen before.” Man, the Marmalade Moron really needs to expand his repertoire of dramatic phrases. I’m totally wicked bored with his unimaginative, chicken fried verbal stylings.

How about, “If I’m indicted…:”

• There will be a tsunami of rioters flooding the streets.
• Americans will rise up as a united and invincible juggernaut, unleashing violence and destruction in their wake.
• My army of Jötnar will obliterate everyone who stands in my path.

Honestly, the tiny mushroom dicked, toupéd, apricot wankstain really should workshop his threats a bit more. No self-respecting arch criminal would ever let these limp, hackneyed threat attempts escape their mouths.

Jesus, the man will go down in history as our country’s most embarrassingly gigantic mistake. Followed closely by Ted Suck-up Cruz, Lickspittle Gohmert, Marge Three Toes, the three time failed GED chick from Colorado and so many more.