Survival Tip

Comer

Find a way to laugh every damn day. Yes, even in the face of health horseshit, humanity’s never ending horrors and other random shitty news.

The Republi/Fascist party really went all out to bring the mirth on Tuesday.

Rep. James Comer (Idiot-KY) called Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) a Smurf yesterday.

Moskowitz

Why? Remember, the Kentucky Fried Idiot has made serious allegations about Biden loaning his brother $200k and his brother paying back that loan (while Biden was NOT in office and NOT a candidate).

In a meeting of the House Oversight Committee, Moskowitz confronted the idiot douchebucket regarding Comer’s very own $200k loan to his own brother. Moskowitz also highlighted Comer’s shady real estate transactions (complete with shell companies). Comer had done his loans and dubious dealings while in office.

According to Kentucky property records, Comer and his own brother have engaged in land swaps related to their family farming business. In one deal—also involving $200,000, as well as a shell company—the more powerful and influential Comer channeled extra money to his brother, seemingly from nothing. Other recent land swaps were quickly followed with new applications for special tax breaks, state records show. All of this, perplexingly, related to the dealings of a family company that appears to have never existed on paper. (source)

Apparently Comer has all the intelligence of a...well, House Republican.
~~~
Then there’s the maturity challenged jackass Senator from Oklahoma.

Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma challenged Sean O’Brien, the president of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, to “stand your butt up” and settle longstanding differences right there in the room. (source)

After this total nimrod challenged the head of the TEAMSTERS to a fight, 82 year old Bernie Sanders, chairman of the Senate panel, yelled at the dipshit Okie to sit down.

He did (because, clearly, Sanders is much more scary than the head of the fucking TEAMSTERS).

God, what is lil' Markwayne…13? Is the House now just some backwoods junior high school?
~~~
Former Republi/Fascist speaker of the house (and spineless wonder) Kevin McCarthy, allegedly elbowed Rep. Tim Burchett, (Crybaby-Tenn) in the back when passing him in the hall.

“I was one of eight that voted him out,” Burchett told reporters Tuesday morning, calling McCarthy a “bully.”

“He’s mean and he knows it,” Burchett added…(source)

He went on to whine that the "shot to the kidney" still hurt but said “I'm not going to do an ethics complaint because it's not worth it," 

Or maybe because it didn’t happen? Maybe it did. They’re Republi/Fascists—it’d be flat out naive foolishness to take either one at their word.

I only mention it but it’s hilarious to read the reports of these theoretical adults, who sling endless diaper loads of lies and vile innuendos, crying about how mean their fellow fascists are.

Testerical
     adjective
Overly aggressive, irritable, or unreasonable, as from being overwhelmed by testosterone.

These boys are testerical and need a time out. Also, no Twinkies or Cokes for the rest of the month.