Lizards, Complaints, Random Shots

Kilmar Ábrego García was snatched two month ago and sent to a slave labor prison in a foreign country. Trump’s own Department of “Justice” admits this was a big fat *whoopsie* – an “administrative error.”

Now the puppy killing, Mar-a-Lago faced, Cosplay Kristi is twisting reality to fit her deranged boss’s whims. She doesn’t give a fuck that she’s destroying people’s lives – banishing them to undeserved Hells. If anything, she gets off on it.

On April 10th the Supreme Court ordered Ábrego García to be returned to the US. He’s not back yet.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem repeatedly dodged basic questions as Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif) pressed her on Wednesday about obvious edits to a photo of Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s tattoos. 

“Madam Secretary, I have a 7-year-old, a 6-year-old and a 3-year-old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you: Is this doctored or not doctored?” asked Swalwell during a Homeland Security committee hearing. (source)

She didn’t answer. Of course she didn’t.

Have you seen the latest from Brainworm Bobby – the 14 year heroin addict, roadkill eating, whale decapitating, dead bear cub dumping, babysitter assaulting, anti-vaxxer, Health and Human Services Secretary?

Regarding the measles vaccine:

Murphy (Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn) said that Kennedy had “consistently been undermining the measles vaccine.”

“You told the public that the vaccine wanes very quickly,” Murphy said. “You went on the Dr. Phil Show and said that the measles vaccine was never fully tested for safety. You said there’s fetal debris in the measles vaccine.”

When asked whether he would recommend the measles vaccine, Kennedy said, “I’m going to tell the truth about everything we know and we don’t know about vaccines.”

“I am not going to just tell people everything is safe and effective if I know that there are issues,” Kennedy added. “I need to respect people’s intelligence.” Kennedy’s children are vaccinated — a decision he has previously said he regrets.

In a separate exchange, Kennedy also claimed that only the Covid vaccine has been tested in a placebo-controlled trial. 

Committee Chair Bill Cassidy, R-La., who hadn't been in the room when Kennedy made that assertion, later paused the hearing to correct the health secretary. 

"For the record, that's not true. Rotavirus, measles and HPV vaccines have been [evaluated against a placebo] and some vaccines are tested against previous versions. So just for the record, to set that straight," Cassidy said.  (source)

Fer fuck’s sake, even a Republican from Louisiana knows that Brainworm Boy is full of shit AND is willing to publicly say that.

At some point in the the proceedings BB stated that “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Gee dude, maybe you actually understand that you don’t know fuck all about medicine and healthcare and are completely unqualified for the job you hold. Resign already you banjaxed brained egomaniacal fuck!!!

Deer seen on Jen's morning walk

Things we need to get rid of:
• ALL of Trump’s ridiculously incompetent, on the take, dumbfuckian appointees
• ICE
• DOGE
• Billionaires

Things to prosecute, fine into bankruptcy, and imprison:
• ALL of Trump’s ridiculously incompetent, on the take, dumbfuckian appointees
• ICE
• DOGE
• Billionaires

Mental health tasks to get right on:
• Get more sleep
• Exercise more
• Limit my doomscrolling
• Build an interdimensional portal and escape to a significantly more advanced, peaceful and pleasant reality. There should be zillions of cats, dark chocolate truffles, and constant 66º temps there. Also, all my loved ones will be alive, healthy, and fully accounted for.