Did you know?

Ice fishing is, apparently, a gateway to prostitution.

According to Hudson, Ohio’s now ex-mayor Craig Shubert:

"If you then allow ice fishing with shanties, then that leads to another problem: prostitution. Now you've got the police chief and police department involved.” (source)

Dude’s totally telling on himself. I’d like to know where ex-mayor Shubert’s Ice Shanty Brothel and Fishing Hole is located. Where does he go when he wants to catch a mess 'o' trout and a dose of the clap?

Wait—strike that—I really don’t want to know. Also, he's implicating the entire police force? They're big 'ice fishing' pals of his or is claiming that they are the shanty sex workers? I'm confused.
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You’ve no doubt heard that has-been-Palin’s ridiculous lawsuit against the NY Times was thrown out of court. Better still, not having been told of the judge’s decision, the jury unanimously rebuffed her claim.

The jury indicated that the evidence and information provided in the case do not prove that the newspaper intentionally tried to defame Palin by publishing a 2017 editorial that she claimed tried to suggest that a map made by her PAC influenced a shooting. (source)

I only mention it but the broad defames herself every damn time she opens her mouth.
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Next we have Trump Jr.’s girlfriend, a transparently skeezoid attention maggot who comes off as a cross between an egomaniacal, wallet lifting, roadhouse stripper and a rabid crocodile (not to diss rabid crocs OR wallet lifting roadhouse strippers). Her heinously bullshit behavior was so screamingly beyond the pale that even Fox (Sexual Harassment R Us HQ) fired her.

Guilfoyle’s, essentially, the coked up love child of Dunaway’s Mommie Dearest and Nicholson as Jack Torrence in The Shining.

But what was the predominant online commentary that I’ve seen about these two? It's mostly about their looks.

Yes, it’s appallingly good fun to mock Palin’s fake tan and chortle over all the obvious plastic surgery. Likewise, the crazed wolf look in Guilfoyle’s raccooned up eyes and her call girl strut. That’s not what makes either of them spew-inspiringly vile though. It’s their blinding moral bankruptcy, the complete absence of even a micron’s worth of decency—their willingness to baldly, loudly, outrageously lie and endanger other planet dwellers, all for the bucks and fame. 

That’s what makes them extremely mock-worthy.

Maggot Traitor Greene and Lauren Boobert don’t seem to be in for as much bashing on their looks. They’re every bit as dimwitted and dangerous but, I suppose, they’re not considered to be quite as sexy-for-psychopaths. //shudder//

Meanwhile, Madison Cawthorn, Ron Johnson, Marco Rubio, Paul Gosar, Josh Hawley and ex-mayor Shubert, to name just a few, have never (or exceedingly rarely) been dissed for their appearance. Should they be? Eh, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Level the playing field and shit.

Still, wouldn’t it be better to stick to what REALLY makes these bomb throwing moronic clowns dangerous?