Lethargy Heights

 Either I have a slight cold or I’m exhausted from…from…rehab exercising, attempting new rehab exercises, putting off necessary tasks and errands (HEY, procrastination is hard work AND burns calories... maybe) and the outrageous heat.

I’m gonna have to get up off my big beautiful derrière at some point soon though. There's grownup type bullshit that must be attended to—there are passports which need to be updated, haircuts must be had, bills to be paid, kitchen doodles to be doodled and Cakes to be entertained. Plus there are those ratfucking rehab routines that, inexplicably, won’t get done unless I move, make a goddamn effort.

Maybe a nap first.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
~ Mark Twain

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
~ Pablo Picasso

Harsh, Pablo, that’s just harsh.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
~ Ellen DeGeneres

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
~Steven Wright