What a Week!

I understand perpetually plastered Pete Kegsbreath’s Department of WAR accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday. *OOPSIE*

The Pentagon, in a deeply embarrassing statement, admitted that its troops were mistaken when they landed on the beach. (source)

Then, yesterday Prez Pedo was all hot to hang or otherwise delete Democratic lawmakers. Why? For them urging service members to refuse to obey unlawful commands, which, I only mention it, is required by law and shit.

I guess Stinky was all excited and inspired after the meeting with his extra special, smirking, murderous crush, Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud (AKA MBS) on Wednesday. You remember MBS, right? He’s the prince guy who ordered the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who was working for the Washington Post. Khashoggi was offed in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, his body dismembered while his fiancé, not knowing what the hold up was, waited for him out front.

Karoline Lievitt later claimed that Trumpy doesn't want to execute the Dems and that's not really what he said...or something. The dog whistle's been sounded though. The Orange Obscenity’s faithful trigger happy stooges will be stone thrilled to go out and murder Democrats in Dear Leader’s name. Just ask Melissa and Mark Hortman…oh wait. Too late.

"I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
~ Senator Mark Kelly 

Apparently, Cuntface Kristi has made being a pedophile and/or a rapist a requirement for ICEholes. One of her slimy sadists got caught in a sex trafficking sting and said to the cops Hey, it’s cool, I’m ICE, boys. I can do whatever i want, so you can just let me go now.

“I’m ICE boys”  He really said that. The condescending, entitled, midget dicked, pedo actually said that. He thought being ICE gave him a free pass to sell a teenage girl into sex slavery.

How many more sexual predators are working for ICE? Or, given their pedo piggy leader, maybe they’re all pedophilic predators? It’d be foolishly negligent and dangerous not to speculate.

This is the same administration that's now allowing nooses and swastikas in the Coast Guard, saying they’re not symbols of hate. This same admin fires people over pride flags. Rainbow flags can get you fired but a noose or a swastika is AOK.

At 3PM yesterday, the Washington Post reported that:

The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, an emblem of fascism and white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and that more than 400,000 U.S. troops who died fighting against in World War II, as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month. Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi-era insignia as ‘potentially divisive’ under its new guidelines.

Oh but wait…at 4PM an update came out on ABC news: 

“Divisive or hate symbols and flags are prohibited,” the latest Coast Guard policy, released late Thursday, declared before adding that this category included “a noose, a swastika, and any symbols or flags co-opted or adopted by hate-based groups.”

“This is not an updated policy but a new policy to combat any misinformation and double down that the U.S. Coast Guard forbids these symbols,” an accompanying Coast Guard press release said.

The Coast Guard comes under Homeland Security so this is the always utterly incompetent Bullshit Barbie’s department.

And House and Senate Republicans are silent – not a peep. How utterly unsurprising.

This is just another Friday in the Decimated States of America.