Let's face it, I'm tired

I've got Lili von Shtupp in my head right not – YEA!

I need a good belly-quake laugh today.

Dark circles under my eyes sink deeper and deeper into my skull, in contrast to my pale skin there is an undeniable resemblance to a fresh corpse.
~ Dee Remy

I can’t ever reach Irish levels of wan BUT, metaphorically, emotionally and shit, I’m SO there.

I'd like to take a break from myself, from my screaming-on-overtime brain. Coco and I could switch bods. I would spend these excruciatingly hot, stress infused days sprawled out on the floor beneath the ceiling fan, only getting up for treats, water and pats. Sounds ideal to me.

That ratfucking piece of Maybelline coated, dried rhino feces was in Arizona yesterday for a photo op and more of his signature, bombastic lies. He claimed that his failed border wall has even “…stopped COVID, it stopped everything," Trump said. Tell that to Arizona’s 3,591 new Plague45 cases and 42 fresh dead, you unbelievably dimwitted twat.

Oh and the magic air filtration system that will kill "99.9% of COVID within 10 minutes” at his christianity devoid mega church idiot youth rally?

A lie.

Masks? NO, Jesus and
the magic AC system will protect me!

 Yur stunned that “men of god” (their “god” being greenbacks…but you knew that) would lie for the Grifter in Chief, right?

No? Yeah, me neither.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious disease expert, said Tuesday that doctors and infectious disease specialists are seeing “more and more” complications with Covid-19 in young people. (source)

Good luck you maskless young pinheads AND bonne chance to the families you brought Trump's Plague home to.

Also speaking at the magically air filtered so-called church was some bin brained blonde – a future Fox host and/or Trump wife – who’s just rilly upset that Aunt Jemima is being “canceled.”

“Aunt Jemima was canceled… She was the picture of the American dream. She was a freed slave who went on to be the face of the pancake syrup."

Ahhhh, NO. Word to the dimbulbed, just because something’s a viral tale on Shoutyface and Instagram does NOT make it true. Try fact-checking that shit – you’ll look and BE less of an easily conned rube.

The brand got its name from the minstrel song “Old Aunt Jemima,” which was composed by African American comedian and performer Billy Kersands. Chris Rutt, who created the pancake flour in 1889, was inspired by the song after hearing it during a minstrel performance and decided to give the name to his pancake flour. At the time, Aunt Jemima was seen as a “mammy” character, a racial stereotype of a slave happy to please her white masters. (source)

I’m just astounded at the spectacular stupidity of SO damn many of my fellow Americans. I’m sure some of these fecal brained morons can seem “nice” (as long as you’re white, straight and don’t use big, complicated words) and may even pass for civilized...on occasion.

It's hard not to feel humorless…It’s hard to be told to lighten up because if you lighten up any more, you're going to float the fuck away. The problem is not that one of these things is happening; it's that they are all happening, concurrently and constantly.
~ Roxane Gay, Bad Feminist

The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the public.
~ Jon Stewart