Language is always evolving, shifting, warping. I find, in my advanced years, that I’m totally in the dark as to contemporary slang. Fer fuck’s sake, I only recently learned the definition of DeathSantis’s favorite slam, ’woke.’
Woke
adjective
having or marked by an active awareness of systemic injustices and prejudices, especially those involving the treatment of ethnic, racial, or sexual minorities
AKA, empathy—something which the elected douchbaggian jackasses of Florida and Texas are wholly missing.
I stumbled on a few collections of jargon from the Victorian era. FUN! I believe these need to be reintroduced to everyday convo.
Afternoonified
A society word meaning smart as in chic.
Sally never left the house unless she was all swanked out and afternoonified.
Abracadabrant
marvelous or stunning
Peter was always abracadabrant.
An 1850 term for sausages, “because no man but the maker knows what is in them. ... The ‘bag’ refers to the gut which contained the chopped meat.”
I used to love savory plate of bags o’ mystery but then I learned why they were called such. Also, Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.
Barley-child
a child born in wedlock but in the first six months of marriage
My older sister was a barley-child.
Butter Upon Bacon
Extravagance. Too much extravagance
Kim Gargoyle’s makeup application is, simply, grotesque butter upon bacon.
Extranean
an outsider
I have always, even/especially in my own family, been an extranean.
a gaudily dressed female
What’s the word for a gaudily dressed man? A dandy? This dude’s outfit would have totally rocked if not for that ridiculous cowboy hat. n.b., cowboy hats are always ridiculous even when worn ironically.
Gallywow
a man destitute of power of begetting children
Gallywows are every woman’s preferred date.
Haggersnash
a spiteful person
I’m not ashamed to admit this—I AM a haggersnash. Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob.
Infradig
below or beneath one’s dignity
Chad was utterly infradig—I wouldn’t fuck him even with someone I abhor'’s vayjayjay.
Kiddliwink
a small shop
Imma run up to the kiddliwink for a Peppermint Patty and a pack ‘o’ smokes.
Leachcraft
the art of medicine or surgery
My brain and spine cutters are aces at leachcraft!
Mastigophorer
a fellow worthy of being whipped
The entire Republi/Facist party is no more than a pack of mastigophorers.
Mollynogging
frequenting the company of immoral women.
What’s the word for frequenting the company of immoral men? Republi/Facistnogging? Dimwitted golddigging?
Ogerhunch
any frightful or loathsome creature
At the risk of being tediously repetitive, Republi/Facist anyone?
Podsnappery
This was used to describe a person with a “willful determination to ignore the objectionable or inconvenient, at the same time assuming airs of superior virtue and noble resignation.”
AKA Karens or Chads.
Quignogs
ridiculous notions or conceits
Her head was full of conspiracy theories and other quignogs.
Repurple
to make purple again
I’m thinking of repurpling my hair.
Smothering a Parrot
Drinking a glass of absinthe neat; named for the green color of the booze.
I could smother a parrot right now!
Whooperups
A term meaning “inferior, noisy singers.”
I know that loads of folks find karaoke great fun but, honestly, listening to a bunch of whooperups mangle my favorite tunes, never appealed to me.
Zythepsary
a brew house
Greg and Jenny stopped unto the local zythepsary for a pint and a game of darts.
For more awesome, ancient slang check out the lists at these links.
Whoa ... take it easy on the chapeau
ReplyDeleteWell, I suppose they’re good for keeping the rain and sun out of your eyes AND they’re less silly than the hats British royals wear. That’s the best I can do, sorry.
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