- Who the fuck cares that Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson feels “liberated” now that Queen Elizabeth is dead? How mindblowingly crass, self obsessed and unfeeling of her. She has a new romance novel to plug though so needs must and all that.
- It doesn’t seem newsworthy, to me, that the new king booted his own son and family out of a 5,089 square foot “cottage” and moved his odious, child-fucking brother in. Disgusting yes—newsworthy? No.
- AND I don’t give a damn who goes or doesn’t go to Chucky’s coronation. The whole business sounds like an outrageously expensive glitzed up bore.
An aside: despite her ex being a pedophile, the Duchess and the Pedo still live together.
I really do get the press plethora though. The royal family is like a reality show soap opera. Everyone is obscenely wealthy and they don’t need to lift a finger to earn it. If they choose to work, employers give them coveted positions whether they’ve got the needed skills or not. They’ve all got fairy tale titles (King! Queen! Princess! Prince! Duke! Duchess!). They live in castles and palaces and, did I mention, they’re all filthy rich.
They’re like Kardashian’s with posh accents. Famous for being famous.
About this coronation…did you know that it’s completely unnecessary? The homely bastard automatically became King the minute Queen Elizabeth croaked.
The estimated cost of this redundant drama has been estimated to come in at around £100 million ($120 million in U.S.dollars). That covers security, Westminster Abbey’s decorations and other assorted hooplas and baubles. And, guess what, British taxpayers are footing the bill for this utterly nonessential, masturbatory event.
Oh but looky here—Queen Camila is being all culturally sensitive (culturally sensitive for royalty that is). She’s having Queen Mary’s Crown done over. The controversial Koh-i-Noor diamond, plundered from India, will be removed and replaced by the Cullinan III, IV and V diamonds which are symbols of the colonialism of South Africa.
It's all so ridiculously medieval.
OK, now I get it. All this time I thought Kardashians were a particularly nasty bunch of aliens from Star Trek: Lost in Space, but they're British royalty!
ReplyDeleteOh wait, you’re on to something. MAYBE the royals and the Kardashians are ALL aliens! They’re from the Hog Shit Galaxy—that’s a place, right?
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