Stunned with a Side of Schadenfreude

A woman in Utah wrote a children’s book about grieving after her husband and father of their three kids died. How did he shed this mortal coil? She killed him with a poison cocktail. Is this some serious utterly, balls on, beyond the pale, hubristic shit or what? She published a fucking book about grieving the man she murdered. That’s some real trumpian chutzpah.

Speaking of the tangerine hued rapist, he’s not taking his latest court loss well. No stiff upper lip him. Color me unsurprised. Apparently he’s planning to appeal, saying he was silenced in the trial that he was given every opportunity to show up and testify for but didn’t. Has the old fluorescent fraud finally jumped the shark? I mean, when you’ve lost the Fox Propaganda talking heads, I think it’s time to hang up your grifting game togs.

Sure, his Lilliputian brained cult will stay with him but will there be anyone else? Okay, besides Madge Trailer-trash Greene, weasel head Paul Gosar, spineless Kevin McCarthy, fivehead Matt Gaetz, that gun worshipping idiot from Colorado and such.

And speaking of lying sacks of ferret drool, serial fabulist George-Anthony Devolder Kitara-Santos has been charged with something by the feds.

The exact nature of the charges couldn't immediately be learned but the FBI and the Justice Department public integrity prosecutors in New York and Washington have been examining allegations of false statements in Santos' campaign finance filings and other claims. (source)

Maybe Georgy should head back to Brazil before he has to do jail time here? Oh but wait—oopsie, Brazil is after him for fraud. Gosh, sucks to be him, huh? 

Looks like we haven’t had another mass shooting here in the U.S. of Gun since Sunday, May 7th. Wow, three whole days! On Sunday, the day after a neo-nazi slaughtered eight people in Allen, Texas, there were seven separate mass shootings. 24 people wounded and eight dead. I suppose the evangelical christian, gunhumpers of the Republi/Fascist cult feel that if god wanted humans to live, he should’ve made us bulletproof.

Meanwhile in Ukraine, Putin’s hired murder goons are being shafted by, emmmm, Putin.

The chief of Russia’s Wagner Group has accused a Russian military unit of fleeing positions near Bakhmut in eastern Ukraine, in his latest scathing attack against Moscow’s military leadership.

“Today, everything is being done so that the front line crumbles.” (source)

These assholes all need to go sit on the beach at sunrise and just fucking chill. Leaving this benighted planet would also be a good, noble choice.